✳ INDEPENDENTLY IMAGINED. QUESTIONABLY NAMED.

stupid ghords.
serious ideas.

Books, bytes, clever little systems, and whatever else refuses to leave my brain. Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of dumbbpumpkins.

✦ One human. Many tabs. Zero plans to be boring.

The dumbbpumpkins mascot: a bright orange, buck-toothed pumpkin with a curly stem, typing mischievously at a laptop beside a book and pen.
✷ big ideas
tiny attention span
currently creating
SCROLL TO EXPLOREMADE WITH CURIOSITY / EST. 2026
STORIES ✳ SOFTWARE ✳ SMART SYSTEMS ✳ STRANGE IDEAS ✳ STORIES ✳ SOFTWARE ✳ SMART SYSTEMS ✳ STRANGE IDEAS ✳

A little bit of everything.

Different kinds of projects. Same dangerously curious brain.

01 / STORIES & WORLDS

Some stories
stay with you.

Contemporary, LGBTQ+ and speculative fiction from Dylan Cunningham. People worth rooting for. Stories that linger.

Published booksFiction
Visit the author site
02 / ANDROID APPS

Remnant
Mobile.

Finding, organizing and making sense of your personal media library.

03 / UTILITY APPS

CacheSweep.

A practical little Android helper for clearing app caches, with care and control built in.

04 / HOME TECH

Witness Systems.

Privacy-minded home monitoring, built around a Raspberry Pi and a lot of tinkering.

05 / WHATEVER'S NEXT

More ideas
incoming.

Windows tools, future experiments, strange side quests. This is an umbrella, not a box.

A work in progress, just like most good things.

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A ridiculous name.
A real creative home.

Hi, I'm Dylan Cunningham. I write books, build apps, mess with technology, and occasionally have an idea that just won't leave me alone.

dumbbpumpkins. is the name I put over all of it. Not just software. Not just books. A home for the stories, experiments, systems, and things I haven't even thought of yet.

STUPID GHORDS.
SERIOUS IDEAS.

Come see what
happens next.

Follow the projects, read the stories, or simply watch the pumpkin pretend it knows what it's doing.